Tuesday, 5 July 2011

ALAN MOORE, you god.

In honour of Alan Moore signing our band book, been watching videos of him all day. Here's a video with him talking about advice for young creatives. Preach Alan, preach.

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Toilet Tour

Here's a selection of the best toilet dirt from our rock sound tour...

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

who doesnt like songs about martians...


yes turbogeist, martian sex is not wrong, its just different.
out december. i haven't made a single out of this world joke, the restraint is hurting me

Saturday, 2 October 2010

and yet i am sorry to lose God...

“Imagine: inside, in the nerves, in the head — that is, these nerves are there in the brain … (damn them!) there are sort of little tails, the little tails of those nerves, and as soon as they begin quivering … that is, you see, I look at something with my eyes and then they begin quivering, those little tails … and when they quiver, then an image appears … it doesn’t appear at once, but an instant, a second, passes … and then something like a moment appears; that is, not a moment — devil take the moment! — but an image; that is, an object, or an action, damn it! That’s why I see and then think, because of those tails, not at all because I’ve got a soul, and that I am some sort of image and likeness. All that is nonsense! Rakitin explained it all to me yesterday, brother, and it simply bowled me over. It’s magnificent, Alyosha, this science! A new man’s arising — that I understand…. And yet I am sorry to lose God!”

The imprisoned Dmitri Karamazov as he tries to make sense of what he has just learned from a visiting academic from Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s, The Brothers Karamazov (1880)

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

odour of sanctity

odour of sanctity
One of the phenomena taken throughout the Christian era as evidence of sainthood is the odour of sanctity: a pleasant fragrance (most often described as the scent of flowers) detected when a holy a holy person dies. If an individual is described (without irony) as dying in the odour of sanctity, this means that he or she dies a saint. The odour of sanctity is particularly associated with saints whose bodies are reported to remain incorruptable after death.
Source: Chambers Dictionary of Beliefs and Religions

Monday, 30 August 2010

A murder of ravens haunts the Dreaming:
slow wings flapping bleakly
like shadows or old men stumbling,
battle-birds, dark dwellers in the aftermath.

The sandman- Neil Gaiman

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

Main Entry: vulnerable
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: open to attack
Synonyms: accessible, assailable, defenseless, exposed, liable, naked, on the line, on the spot, out on a limb, ready, sensitive, sitting duck, sucker, susceptible, tender, thin-skinned, unguarded, unprotected, unsafe, weak, wide open
Antonyms: closed, guarded, protected, safe, secure

Saturday, 1 May 2010


hey kids
just got back from the beautiful and mind numbingly friendly city of vancouver where we've been making our record. its going to be brutal. apologies for the lack of contact/slimeball posts, we hereby vow to be drowning you with infortmation from now on. the excitement is palpable.
keep your eyes peeled for heavy child pedals, these little beasts are lovingly made by my very own grubby hands (yes they do work.) They should be up for sale in the next week. ill put the info on here and on heavychild.blogspot.com

brutally yours,

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Monday, 5 April 2010


awesome new band I discovered form the guys at DAM pedals (my favourite)


Friday, 26 March 2010

i will be accepting donations toward this pedal starting from monday...

please lord. its all i want.
my life would be better with this pedal.
i would be a better human.
and my guitar would sound more awesome.

check it out in action at the video below. It was made for wino and the dude from neurosis for SHRINEBUILDER. then they decided to sell it to people who can afford to spend $265 on pedals. I wish that was me...

Thursday, 4 February 2010

pig wasted

steve's dog is a goddamn animal

Saturday, 14 November 2009


if anyone knows who this kid is please contact me. we have to be friends, if not more...

Thursday, 8 October 2009

Thursday, 17 September 2009


apparently this is half goat half human, fucked up!

Thursday, 3 September 2009

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

vocab 29/7/9

YOMP: march with heavy equipment over difficult terrain
YOLK: the yellow internal part of a bird's egg which is rich in protein and fat and nourishes the developing embryo
YLEM: (big bang theory) the primordial matter of the universe, originally conceived as composed of neutrons at high temperature and density
YOKE: something regarded as oppressive or burdensome
YOWL: a loud wailing cry of pain or distress
YAWP: harsh or hoarse cry for help (2) foolish or noisy talk (3) shout or exclaim hoarsely
YAWS: a contagious or tropical disease caused by a bacterium that enters the skin abrasions and causes small crusted lesions which may develop into deep ulcers
YEARN: have an intense feeling of loss and longing for something (2) to be filled with compassion or warm feeling
YEASTY: of, resembling, or containing yeast (2) turbulent or restless
YELP: a short, sharp cry especially of pain or alarm
YIKES: expressing shock and alarm for humorous effect
YIPS: extreme nervousness

re: aliens

Thursday, 23 July 2009


i have been looking into rats and toilets:

"Rats are swimmers and good swimmers at that! Rats live in the sewer. Rats can most definitely make their way up your soil pipe and into your toilet if they so choose. There has been many a frantic call that would come into my office where the client was horrified to find a rat in their toilet bowl! This can be prevented by installing a toilet flap excluder." Pest Control

this must be read:

Woman on toilet attacked by rat:


Saturday, 18 July 2009

Monday, 6 July 2009

on the vice of impurity

The unchaste, then, say that sins contrary to purity are but a small evil. Like "the sow . . . wallowing in the mire" (2Peter 2:22), they are immersed in their own filth, so that they do not see the malice of their actions; and therefore they neither feel nor abhor the stench of their impurities, which excite disgust and horror in all others. Can you, who say that the vice of impurity is but a small evil - can you, I ask, deny that it is a mortal sin? If you deny it, you are a heretic; for as Saint Paul says, "Do not err: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor the effeminate, nor liers with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor railers, nor extortioners, shall possess the kingdom of God" - 1Corinthians 9-10. It is a mortal sin; it cannot be a small evil. It is more sinful than theft, or detraction, or the violation of the fast. How then can you say that it is not a great evil? Perhaps mortal sin appears to you to be a small evil? Is it a small evil to despise the grace of God, to turn your back on Him, and to lose His friendship, for a transitory, beastly pleasure?

read on at
Oh Rose, thou art sick!
The invisible worm
That flies in the night,
in the howling storm

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy.
And with his dark secret love,
does thy life destroy.

William Blake

Tuesday, 30 June 2009